Pirates are Badass

How do you guys feel about Pirates?  There's always (but not really) been the whole Pirates-vs-ninjas debate.  I am obviously on the pirate side.  One earring, bandana, always telling people that I love pirates, the list goes on and on (but not really).  I used to want to be a pirate.  I still do, don't get me wrong, but they're a lot easier to catch nowadays, what with helicopters and aeroplanes and whatnot.  Bollocks.  I really like how they were portrayed in history and movies.  As in their clothing; it reminded me of gypsies.  Which I also love.  Pirates drink scotch and rum and all that good stuff.  They eat meat.  They do whatever the eff they want, whenever the eff they want.

...and they have this guy.  Look at how beautiful he is.

If you're all for pirates (versus ninjas, which are gay) let me know!  Write about it in the comment section!