How I Ruined The Night For At Least 70 Worms

It had rained and I had a flashlight.  Hello worms, here I come.  If you go out at night after it rained that day (unless it is in the winter, of course) with a flashlight, you will see worms.  They come out of their little worm holes and parade around (with their bodies sticking halfway out of the holes still) and go back into their holes faster than I could have ever imagined a worm moving when the light gets on them.

You see that?  That's two worms having sex.  Sex.  In my lawn!  I broke those little bastards up.  I'll be having none of that while I'm around!  One freaked out and the other was a little bit sad.  I shined the light on the sad one and it freaked out too. Good.  Serves them right.

Well anyways, I tramped around my back yard for a good fifteen minutes with that flash light.  They were pretty pissed at what I did.  Light?  Whoever's heard of such a blasphemous act.