Saturday, May 14, 2011
Jack and Jill
Here's a story for you. I was sitting on the bus with the track team and we were passing around leg rollers (something about lactic acid I think, I don't use them so I have no idea) and they were headed back towards the front of the bus. I turned around to see something I think, although I don't even remember what exactly I was doing now that I try to recall, and my friend went to pass it up and it hit me right on my eyebrow and that stupid bone underneath it. I had a heacache for the rest of the day and the following day. Later the next night (the night after the day of the accident) I was letting my dog out and I had my head down because the light from outside was making my headache even worse. What did I end up doing? I opened the door really fast and hit myself right in the exact same frickin spot that I was hit the day before. How? I'm stupid. There is no reasonable reason for that to have happened. I feel like I'm in a fog or something. It's really hard to explain. Now I keep falling asleep doing random things and every once in a while it feels like the ground is moving. Am I on drugs? No, absolutely not. Pain? To the extreme. I have had a migrane for the past two days. But enough about misery, it was hilarious. I just smacked myself on the face! I'm awesome. Don't even kid yourself. Oh, and I had no idea what to title this post. Have fun with that.
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