Pepto Bismal

PEPTO-BISMAL

Pepto-bismal,

chalky and dismal.

You help, but O your taste.

I drink you with haste,

And I hope for the best

As I lie here and rest.

WHY I AM DOING THIS

Yes, I have too much time on my hands.

I could even list all of my favorite bands.

But, I'll be honest, that could take a while.

Just the thought of them makes me smile.

I won't bore you with my passions,

Instead I'll tell you about my lack of compassion.

(For the Pokemon I'm fighting, of course.)

I go at them with full-force,

Earning gym badges everywhere I go,

Wandering the Hoenn region to-and-fro.

(I wanna be. The very best. That no one ever was.... To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause... I will travel. Accross the land. Searching faaarr and wiiiide. Each Pokemon to understand. The power that's insiiiiide!  Pokemon! It's you and meeeee! I know it's my destinyyy! Pokemon! Ohh, you're my best friend, in a world we must defend!)

Normally I like the taste of Pepto Bismal, but in this case...well, it's cherry.

Soo.. yeah. Did that from memory, although I suppose I could just look them up while I'm online... Oh well! I hope it's right, I'm almost positive it is. You know what?  I know that it's right.  I love Pokemon that much, I have complete confidence in my memory of that wonderful song.