Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Wolverines are Evil

     Have you ever seen a real wolverine?  They didn't name the crazy (and super awesome) and strong graphic novel character after one because they just run around all day looking cute and cuddly.  These things are evil little demon monsters filled with hate and malice.  It can and will take on anything that it wants to.  They'll take down anything from small rodents, deer, arctic fox's, musk ox, and even bears.  That's right.  Bears.


Look at the size difference!!  Those little guys will take the huge killer bears DOWN.  They'll like hide and jump on their backs and murder their spinal cords.  Wolverine (the comic character) had an attidude very simmilar to that of a wolverine.  He just didn't give a crap.  I'm saying everything in the past tense, when he is still like that.  Wolverines are still like that, too.  They'll screw you up.  Why?  Becayse they wanted to.  That's why.  There isn't anything else to it.
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 16, 2011 at 6:32 AM

    don't you think if they're provoked, they'll harm you? i haven't seen a wolverine walk into my house to mess me up yet. should i get a better lock? do you think a lock would even help? should i even go outside?

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  2. ShellyFebruary 16, 2011 at 2:38 PM

    Yes, they will mess you up. I encourage you to get MULTIPLE better locks. And maybe even a metal door. Yes, go outside, but be extremely cautious.

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  3. UnknownApril 4, 2011 at 11:30 PM

    im officially wearing helmets outside

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  4. UnknownApril 4, 2011 at 11:31 PM

    i watched a documentary about a man in alaska who tamed wolverines and had them as pets

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