Mandatory Sex Parties

I admit that I am a bit late on writing on this subject, but I just recently discovered my mission.  I have accepted this mission, and I will go at it full-forced.  A Mandatory Sex Party is a party where as soon as you walk into the door, you are obligated to have sex.  It may be disguised as a baby shower, birthday party, a dance party or even a birthday dance party, but THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is?  It's a mandatory sex party, b****!" Recent studies show that one in 13 teens have attended such a party.  The rate at which these parties are occurring has increased dramatically in 2010, as the phenomenon has gone global.  A side note, Alie has taken over the internet.


     Ozzy Osbourne is coming to Seattle February 5th and I bought tickets for my dad and I.  They were $120 for the side seating, and it isn't all that money.  For somebody that has a job.  Which isn't me.  On top of that, I'm trying to "fix up" my truck, meaning replacing parts and cleaning the old parts that I didn't replace.  What was that?  You're going to a party that day?  Well, be careful, because it's probably a Mandatory Sex Party.