The Custodians Are Trying To Murder Everyone

    Part one
The second day of school was a wednesday.  The second class in my second day of school was a math class.  We, as a whole, although not including the teacher, not in two groups but one, were going to the library to get out text books.  On one of the higher steps I slipped, tripped, something, and fell down the stairs.  Unfortunately for me my head was hurting quite terribly and when I explained to my fourth period teacher, she made me go to the office.  I had to fill out a really bothersome form.  Oh, actually, it wasn’t me that had to fill out; it was a really annoying new nurse that filled the form out.  She kept asking me really dumb questions that would have taken so much less time for me to write out myself.  Address, home phone number, parents’ names, etc.  Then, she molested my scalp without any warning.  I said “What are you doing..”  She told me that she was a nurse so it was o.k.  It was not o.k.  I did not like that one bit, which is why I told her that.  She stopped, but the damage had been done.  I avoided the nurses office and I shall continue to do so.  She's so creepy...

UPDATE:
Part two
     My seventh period teacher (and one of my absolute favorite teachers) handed me a bandage strip when I asked to go to the office to get some ice for my head.  Oh, the things you will learn from him..  Hilarious teacher.  Really smart.  Also the knowledge bowl coach(?).  I am excited for it this year.