Saturday, April 28, 2012

Vice President!

I am the new ASB Vice President.  Again, I would not have been elected if my speech was not as witty as it was.  The credit all goes to Erin.  I had ideas and she helped me organize them.  I am so excited to serve my people.

Unrelated:

I am so excited to see Motley Crue and KISS this summer.  My uncle told me that the only condition to taking me was that when Tommy Lee gets out his camera I can't flash the camera.  My cousin was offended, saying things such as: "Like I'd ever do that!" and "Me?  Yeah right."  Then they both look at me.


ha.. yeah... like I'd ever do that...

Needless to say I will be monitored as long as I am within sight.  Again, needless to say, I will be escaping as soon as possible and as quickly as possible.

Friday, April 27, 2012

ASB Speech/Thanks

I gave my speech today.  I am running for ASB Vice President against a very popular fellow.  I gave my speech and they laughed at the right parts and then clapped halfway through because they were all laughing a lot.  I just... I feel good.  Inside.  And I feel well.  I don't feel sick and I feel elevated.

Erin--this is all because of you.  I came to you seeking advice and you gave it to me.  And you helped me even more than I could have ever imagined.  You told me to make it flow--so I did.  You told me to use songs that people knew--so I did.  You were there for me.  I owe it all to you.  Thank you so much.  I can't even put it in to words how thankful I am.

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Photographs

I will have to be taking a senior photograph soon...(-ish).  I was thinking about skipping that and just using a photo from Mayhem, which was last year.  It was this school year and I  look the same as in the photograph, but I am not a senior.  This is the photo.  I like it, as far as pictures of me go.  I don't know about this whole growing up business.  I would not be a good adult.  I will not be a good adult.  Let's see... I would not do taxes.  Yeah, let me start with that.  I would never do that.  Why not?  Well, that's simple.  The internet would be too seductive for me to get away long enough to have a job and do taxes!  It's one or the other.  To be able to have access to the internet on a regular basis (and not in public where laughing excessively and/or watching extremely odd videos would get me strange looks) I would have to have a job.  Sorry, taxes, looks like I'm dead.

Allow me to quote Leslie Hall, singer of Tight Pants / Body Rolls (the song I am listening to riiiight now)

Watch out.. this song is about forest people who dance in tight clothes. be sure to stick around for about 2:18 those are slow motion body rolls. study those abs.. i'm isolating and really getting good for live show entertainment i plan to bring it. I'd like to comment on my skin tone. That is Iowa see-through skin. while indoors watching tv and crafting you tend to form a shade of pink - white- then pale - then followed by a clearness with blue veins running every which way. The costome seen in this video is my mom's KILL BILL insperationed. Because its been playing on tv latley. she had to get a colonoscapy and so she watched them and relized maybe I had the power to kill bill. ( in dance form of course).

So, yes, welcome to my world of adolescence.  I welcome it freely and with open arms.

Plus, being an adult means being responsible.  I don't really think I'm that.  So, allow me to apologize in advance for being a prick that, although I am loathe to live in this time period, can really enjoy a few hours of surfing "le interwebz."

Thursday, April 5, 2012

I Have A Friend Besides Colin and Alex

Wednesday and Thursday I hung out with a friend before track practice from 10 in the morning, going to practice with her from 2:00-3:30, also.  I will be doing this on Friday, as well.  It's a lot of fun.  We are going to make something for Jenna on Friday because she said that she didn't even want to think about us hanging out together.  It will be wicked awesome.

Video For Learning New Dance Moves

http://www.happymeal.com/en_US/#Ronaldmcdonald?messageID=2&name=Sigop%7E&videoType=3&ID=&upload=
My friend made me a happy meal... message.  I laughed.  It was most unexpected.  I sent her one in return.