Tuesday, February 21, 2012
I AM NOT FINISHED!
I did not complete my essay. I think I am dying. I may or may not be hallucinating a little. I threw up once and it was very unpleasant. I think I was dehydrated. I drank like 10 ounces of water and then threw it up. It was disgusting. This essay is a pain in the ass. I don't even know why I signed up for AP English. Oh well, I already did.
I'm "Working"
I am taking a small break to let the internet know that I am, in fact, going through with what I have said that I would be doing at this moment. I still have one hour and forty-seven minutes. Joe Walsh is playing as background music to my idiotic procrastinating essay write.
So, my fellow human beings, this is the good life and I welcome it whole-heartily.
Drinking black, old, slightly thick, extremely bitter coffee and going through tooth picks as though they were cigarettes. Because, well, let's face it, I can't smoke in my living room. Tisk tisk. That would smell up the house and make everyone inside really pissed off.
I really do love what I do. Sleep? Unnecessary. Keith Richards has been awake long enough for two lifetimes. I really recommend his autobiography, Life. Great read. Back to the essay for now...
Now I only have one hour and forty-two minutes.
UPDATE: It is 3:13 now. I am still working on my essay. I just wanted to update and say that I have gone over my predicted deadline. Oops...
So, my fellow human beings, this is the good life and I welcome it whole-heartily.
Drinking black, old, slightly thick, extremely bitter coffee and going through tooth picks as though they were cigarettes. Because, well, let's face it, I can't smoke in my living room. Tisk tisk. That would smell up the house and make everyone inside really pissed off.
I really do love what I do. Sleep? Unnecessary. Keith Richards has been awake long enough for two lifetimes. I really recommend his autobiography, Life. Great read. Back to the essay for now...
Now I only have one hour and forty-two minutes.
UPDATE: It is 3:13 now. I am still working on my essay. I just wanted to update and say that I have gone over my predicted deadline. Oops...
Monday, February 20, 2012
An Egg
http://www.randompics.net/?p=19398
I thought that this was... interesting. I finished the book that I was reading and I am now on to the next book. I watched the Swedish and English movies. I will be watching the Swedish film for this book after I finish it, but not a day sooner. They are quite interesting and almost inspiring.
I have to write a synthesis essay by Tuesday. I have had a week to write it. Tomorrow I am going to help a friend pick out glasses and then play video games with them and another friend until about five in the evening. I will then go to another friends house and watch Attack of the Puppet People. Then home around nine at night and then strait to the computer, where I will work until three in the morning, falling asleep on the couch after completing my half-assed essay, only to wake up at six forty three in the morning, giving myself seventeen minutes to shower and get all of my school items, leaving me with another fifteen to ride my bicycle to school. I have given myself ample time to accomplish everything and get full credit, be on time for school, and be unreasonably tired.
Any questions?
I thought that this was... interesting. I finished the book that I was reading and I am now on to the next book. I watched the Swedish and English movies. I will be watching the Swedish film for this book after I finish it, but not a day sooner. They are quite interesting and almost inspiring.
I have to write a synthesis essay by Tuesday. I have had a week to write it. Tomorrow I am going to help a friend pick out glasses and then play video games with them and another friend until about five in the evening. I will then go to another friends house and watch Attack of the Puppet People. Then home around nine at night and then strait to the computer, where I will work until three in the morning, falling asleep on the couch after completing my half-assed essay, only to wake up at six forty three in the morning, giving myself seventeen minutes to shower and get all of my school items, leaving me with another fifteen to ride my bicycle to school. I have given myself ample time to accomplish everything and get full credit, be on time for school, and be unreasonably tired.
Any questions?
Monday, February 6, 2012
Reading Late
I stayed up reading this book until around 5:45, 5:50 on Friday night.
I didn't even finish it. I had left about thirty pages to read later that day. I was told that we would be going to the library. Awesome, I can read the next book. Family arrived and any hope of going to the library before five was washed away with the chaotic, eclectic miniature family reunion. My uncle, not seen for ten years, was visiting. My mother was preoccupied with fussing over every little detail. Things that didn't even matter. Well, anyway, I have to wait a while to get the next book. I am going to try to watch the Swedish film and not get in trouble with my parents. I will get found out eventually, though, so why bother covering my tracks?
I didn't even finish it. I had left about thirty pages to read later that day. I was told that we would be going to the library. Awesome, I can read the next book. Family arrived and any hope of going to the library before five was washed away with the chaotic, eclectic miniature family reunion. My uncle, not seen for ten years, was visiting. My mother was preoccupied with fussing over every little detail. Things that didn't even matter. Well, anyway, I have to wait a while to get the next book. I am going to try to watch the Swedish film and not get in trouble with my parents. I will get found out eventually, though, so why bother covering my tracks?
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