The Megalodon

     They are the coolest shark ever.  They're huge sharks that no longer roam the great oceans.  Thank goodness for that, I suppose.

The Megalodon had teeth that had a slant height of over 170 mm.

Those two teeth are great white teeth.  Those sharks are huge.  Can you even imagine how big this is?

These sharks are the biggest, most terrifying creatures that I've ever heard of.  They're wicked cool, though.

I Got New Shoes...

   ...but I don't know what to wear them with.  I thought they were pretty cool so I bought them.  Now, normally I wear Chucks, but I decided that I should try to be more of a "lady."


How the hell do I wear these?!


I wear these!  Anyways, I can walk in them good enough to pass off as a normal person, but I don't think I can wear them with any clothing that I own.  I'll figure that bit out later.  I'll buy something... or something...   Anyways, I am way taller in them.  Lets face it, I am not what you would call "altitudinous."  Converse don't help the situation.  The new shoes, however, are the foil to my Chucks.  I love my Chucks, I really do, I wear them all the time.  I would like to be able to see above the refrigerator just once in my life.  My head is way below the top.  It is way below anywhere near the top.  I wore the shoes in my sisters house.  I could see the top of the refrigerator.  It was awesome.

Google Adds

Google had an add.  An add to predict my baby.  I don't think that this add made me want to see what my child would look like with this add.  I pray to God that my child doesn't look like this.  I am going to hell for this.


Lets face it, we love babies.
Nobel-Prize-winning zoologist Konrad Lorenz proposed that it is the specific structure of the infant face, including a relatively large head and forehead, large & low-lying eyes and bulging cheek region, that serves to elicit these parental responses.  Bulging, but not obese.  "There's a widespread belief that fat is controllable," says Linda Bacon, author of a book about weight. "So then it's unlike a disability where you can have compassion; now you can blame the individual and attribute all kinds of mean qualities to them. Then consider the thinner people that are always watching what they eat carefully—fat people are symbols of what they can become if they weren't so virtuous."

     I'm not saying that I'm skinny (boy, that's be one big lie), but still...  Speaking of things that not everybody likes, my friend showed me a song that was really catchy and hilarious.  Then there was the music video.  I was speechless.  To see this video and find out what it is called, check out the song of the day!

Pokémon Theories. Bear With Me.

I am about 5'2" and out of the 150 first generation Pokemon (Bulbasaur-Mewtwo) only 32 Pokemon are taller than me.  In the episode 'The Flame Pokémon-athon' there was a Ponyta and it was bigger than Ash but a Ponyta is only 3'3" which would make Ash shorter than three feet tall.  Geodude's 5'3" but in the cartoon it is shorter than everyone else.

     In all of the episodes with Haunter, it looks smaller than Ash but it is really 5'3"!  Golbat's 5'3" as well but it is shorter than everyone.   Arbok from Team Rocket is 11'6" and it's longer (taller?)  than both Jessie and James. Lickitung is 3'11" Jessie and James have to bend over to push it (in an episode on television they were pushing it).  Weezing's 3'11" Victreebel's 5'7" and if you look real closely, you can see that James is a bit taller than it. And of course Meowth, he's 1'4", and he only goes up to about their knees.

  

     After thirteen years of training and battling with Pikachu, Ash should be able to kick anyone's ass.  Rock, fire, water, anything with Pikachu.  Pikachu has to be one of the strongest Pokemon (aside from all of the legendary Pokémon) in all of the Pokémon world. Pikachu got beat by a Snivy that had just been given to his new rival in a Pokémon Black and White episode.  It doesn't make any sense.

     

     Then there's the whole thing about Lt. Surge.  He mentioned there being a war that he almost lost his life in.  In the game, there are no middle-aged men (with the exception for gym leaders).  There are only young women, middle-aged women, old women, young boys, and old men.  The men were all killed in this war that Lt. Surge mentioned.  Can you imagine a war with Pokémon?  Charizards flying around, burning everything.  Haunters going through all of the defense's, Sandshrews digging underneath the fighting and popping up behind enemy line.  Behind your own defense.  It's more terrifying than nuclear war.