On Halloween I walked around town until about ten at night with my friend. When we got back to my house, i had to take off my makeup and black hairspray before we went to bed, so I did. The shower floor was completely black because I wa Alice Cooper, who wears a lot of makeup. On my porch was a fruit cup. Why. Why was there a fruit cup. Someone had drawn on it with a sharpie, to make a scary face. This is the face, God knows why it won't just how up on this page. Alice Cooper, by the way, is one of THE coolest guys ever. Long live Rock 'n' Roll.

Thanksgiving...?

My dad decided that it would be a good idea to go to Ocean Shores for Thankgiving. To see his side of the family and all. Normally, when there isn't a ton of snow, it takes about three and a half or four hours to drive there. This time, it took NINE HOURS. Nine. Why we went is beyone me. When we got back home from Ocean Shores, we found out that Butch (big fluffy boy cat) had come to the conclusion that everything in my room was his and he must mark it so. Which he did. Needless to say, my room wreeked.

Argle Bargle!

ahaha. My dog had to wear a cone because she was biting a spot raw on her back. She HATED it. To cheer her up, we watched the Simpsons, which she thoroughly enjoyed. Not really. She layed on her back and stared at me until i took her cone off.
     I really wanted to work somewhere, so i aapplied at some stores. Job applications always ask if you have any special skills. If I had special skills I wouldn’t be filling out a job application, would I?


Totally buying this shirt. Allie Brosh is the most brilliant woman on the face of the earth.



I was at a friends house, and she decided that she wanted to make pancakes to fill the time and her stomache. She wanted Micky Mouse, but couldnt make one, so i swooped to the rescue! Excellent pancakes. I'm not a big fan of the blueberry though

I'm new at this. Bear with me.

I had the choice to stay home and sleep or go on a walk at 9 am. Hmmm. Real tough choice, guys. It's been getting colder lately. Snow?  Unfortunately no. I just found the Esc key from my keyboard totally demolished in the corner. Who knew it was so self-loathing.